My brain works in mysterious ways

[magicallaw]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE END OF UTOPIA.



I AM THE MASTER.




Doctor, you fool; leaving your TARDIS unattended. Watch as I take over the universe. {Insert evil laugh.}



ZOMG. It's the Master. Just act cool, Doc. Don't let him know what you're really thinking.



Master, please don't leave me. I love you . . . err, I mean, please don't be evil.



Are you suggesting we travel the universe together? *thinks* Well, your TARDIS was always very accomodating. . .



UNEXPECTED HIPPOGRIFF



NOM NOM NOM.



MAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTEEEEEERRRRRR.



Cooey, Doctor. I'm over here kidknapping your human woman. I've thought about your offer and I've decided that she would be a much better lay. Not as skinny.



UNEXPECTED GIANT MARTHA.


SHIT! Get in the TARDIS.



THEN THEY DONE SEX. NNNNNNGGGGHH.

Meanwhile, back at the end of the universe . . . .



I can't believe they left me here. All I wanted to do was play. *cries*



Take me to them, Buckbeak.


To never be continued . . . .

Comments

[gryffinclaw.livejournal.com]

OMG!! Here I am laying sick in bed and 'Unexpected Hippogriff' made me laugh until I coughed! LOL!

I think I need to get a giant Martha too!!

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

Thing is, Giant!Martha is really rather lonely now. I thinks she needs a Giant!Ten to play with.

[gryffinclaw.livejournal.com]

I has a giant ten who needs his giant Marfa!

He is in a space suit though - not sure if she fancies him in his space suit.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

Well, she seemed rather fond of him in their Epic Hug Of Awesome.

[gryffinclaw.livejournal.com]

YES SHE DID!

Ok, well he is on my shelf, sitting and waiting for his giant Martha.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

Awww. *pets him*