My brain works in mysterious ways

[magicallaw]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THE END OF UTOPIA.



I AM THE MASTER.




Doctor, you fool; leaving your TARDIS unattended. Watch as I take over the universe. {Insert evil laugh.}



ZOMG. It's the Master. Just act cool, Doc. Don't let him know what you're really thinking.



Master, please don't leave me. I love you . . . err, I mean, please don't be evil.



Are you suggesting we travel the universe together? *thinks* Well, your TARDIS was always very accomodating. . .



UNEXPECTED HIPPOGRIFF



NOM NOM NOM.



MAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTEEEEEERRRRRR.



Cooey, Doctor. I'm over here kidknapping your human woman. I've thought about your offer and I've decided that she would be a much better lay. Not as skinny.



UNEXPECTED GIANT MARTHA.


SHIT! Get in the TARDIS.



THEN THEY DONE SEX. NNNNNNGGGGHH.

Meanwhile, back at the end of the universe . . . .



I can't believe they left me here. All I wanted to do was play. *cries*



Take me to them, Buckbeak.


To never be continued . . . .