Three Things I Should Definitely Not Do

[magicallaw]

1. Join nomoreotp. YOU ARE ALL EVAL.
2. Reply to emails at work and end them with, 'Kind Regards, Teaspoon Admin.' My co-workers were really rather bemused by that one today.
3. Continue to convince myself that Donna is going to die in the finale. I have been convinced of this since Christmas and nothing any of you say will convince me otherwise. However, the fact that I am so convinced of this means it is unlikely to happen as I am rubbish at second guessing Uncle Rusty. So, fear not fans of the Noble Donna; she'll probably be working for Torchwood like every other fucker fine and well.

Comments

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

1. OH MY GOD. RUNS TO JOIN.
3. She's a goner. She's over thirty. Therefore, she is ancient. Also, she is not the mother of a young blond. Double fail on her part. Either she will die or be sent to an alternate-alternate universe made up entirely of nasty women over 35. And they all live in a cardboard box, so no one has to look at their icky oldness.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

They'll either kill her off or make her dye her hair.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Needs more mascara!

[siranan.livejournal.com]

Hmm...there's a possibility I just joined :)) Thank you fo rnringing it to my attention.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

DON'T BLAME ME.

[drho.livejournal.com]

1. Eviiiiiil!
2. Lol.
3. Donna isn't going to die. She's just going to bump into Jackie Tyler and they'll turn into Georgia Moffat. Because two negative older people equal a young positive.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer it if she bumped into Jackie and they done sex started their own spin-off.

[drho.livejournal.com]

They should team up and be villains in Series 5.

[siranan.livejournal.com]

That is a fantastic idea. They could discuss evol plans over tea and biscuits :)

[ladymako71.livejournal.com]

1) But tracking it is good!
2) hahahahahahaha!
3 I have saved myself from brain agony...or tried to at any rate, by ignoring any and all potential spoilers and or thoughts about 'how is Rusty gonna screw it up THIS TIME!'

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

THEN Y DID U CLICK ON MA CUT?

[ladymako71.livejournal.com]

CAUSE I LIKE TO CLICKY THINGS!

[stoplookingup.livejournal.com]

The only thing I feel certain about Donna is that we will at some point see her in a scene that looks like this or possibly like this. She is (ma)Donna and Rusty is (un)subtle.

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

Ranvils ! :P

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

Hadn't thought of that.

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but #2 on your list made me laugh very loudly !! :P

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

It says a lot about a)how little I've been concentrating at work the last two days and b)how many fics I've rejected recently.

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

*nods* I feel for you... I seriously don't envy anyone that task...

[radiantbaby.livejournal.com]

1. I had to join for I could not resist the temptation. I am made of fail.
2. That is way too funny! I know that I have certainly done similar things at work myself and it is always good for a laugh (at my own dumb self, that is).
3. You know I keep thinking the same thing, honestly. I mean, she is "past her sell-by date" in the Whoniverse, so it would only make perfect sense in RTD's cracked out brain. *sigh* If she does in fact die, though, I hope she has some sort of glorious death -- whatever that may be in Who-ville.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

And I want emo!Doctor, plz. But not as emo when the Master died, obvs.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Re 2: bless. As long as you don't start answering the phone with "Hello Teaspoon Admin" you should be fine.

[magicallaw.livejournal.com]

*shudders at the thought of the Teaspoon having a phone line*

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

The answermachine messages would be hilarious though. In fact I imagine it would be a lot like Modern Toss's Customer Services sketches.