magicallaw: (dw: ten/master; their love is so lulzy)
Title: Better than Super Noodles
Author: Madge
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Master has some rather unexpected issues.
Author's Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] malicehaughton in the DW/SJA/TW Cliche-swap Ficathon. The cliche is Ten/Martha, "You were never second best." Many thanks to my beta reader, [livejournal.com profile] ghost2. I have made additional changes, though, so any remaining mistakes are my own. Please note, this fic r v srs bzns, and somehow features references to the Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross fiasco.


srs bzns )
magicallaw: (Text: DON'T HASSLE THE MOFF)
LOOK, AN ICON WITH MY NEW FAVOURITE THING TO SAY ON IT. EEEEEEE.

Ahem.

Yes, plus a meme. Here be how it works:

Comment on this post. I will choose seven interests from your profile and you will explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so others can play along.

[livejournal.com profile] prettyquotable gave me:

clicky clicky )

Wow, I done that quick. Mainly because I is off to work and it's Friday which means I shall be going to the pub to drink some beers and won't be arsed to do it when I get home tonight. I am excited for lots of sleeping tomorrow and not actually doing anything. SATURDAYS FTW.
magicallaw: (Ten/Master GENOCIDE LOL)
THIS R IMPORTANTS. In other words, lets trick the LJ people into thinking that the Prydonian Academy actually existed so we can say we attended it in our user info.

ZOMG. POSSIBLE IMPORTANTS MISTER MASTER STUFF )
magicallaw: (dw s3: Ten/Master dying in your arms)
I probably shouldn't rec this cos it is so very, very wrong (and I can't stress that enough, people) but . . . it's, well, it's just WOW.

It's the sickest most beautiful fic I have ever read and I am in tears.

Singing Each to Each (Ten/Master/TARDIS - so very NC-17) by the wonder that is [livejournal.com profile] versaphile.
magicallaw: (dw s3: Master: Mmm pr0nz)
Title: The Internet is for Porn
Author: Madge
Characters: Ten/Master, Five
Rating: R
Summary: The Master doesn't die and is rather upset he didn't get reaquainted with a younger version of the Doctor. But he has other ideas on how they can keep themselves entertained. Spoilers for Time Crash.
Disclaimer Not my characters but I have them tied up in my basement.

The Master sighed when he realised that the Doctor placed little value on his sexual perversions. This would have to change. )


*flees*
magicallaw: (Ten/Master - fuck me that's hot)
[livejournal.com profile] rosengirl, you were looking for more Ten/Master.

Well, I've only gone and found some.

And, NNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!
magicallaw: (Ten/Master Hug Tiem)

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